Baffling Tags

I have been tagged. Sniff!! What’s more, twice…..Thankew Mayank and Baba, finally I think this needs some attention.
Hmmm…..perfect love. Not that I haven’t found one (and trust me, this feels more like describing her than an out-of-the-world-dream-love thingie), but seems like fun.
For the uninitiated, first here’s what the game is all about.
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1. The tagged victim has to come up with 8 different points of their perfect lover
2. You have to mention the sex of the target.
3. Tag 8 victims to join this game and leave a comment on their comments saying they've been tagged.
4. If tagged the 2nd time, there's no need to post again.

Now, here we go.

1. She’s definitely got to be HOT. And HIP. And yes, Beautiful. Sorry if this sounds shallow, or even MCPish if you were to be one of those Female-Chauvinists (and believe me there are). But, cannot help, she should get my head turning and adrenaline churning every time I see her. Wouldn’t I do absolutely anything for those cute little eyes and that perfect nose.

2. Then she should also be deep in her thoughts and strong in her mind. She should be able to take care of her own self, and take decisions when they matter. She’s got to be there for me every single time. And help me out if I am down. Like she always does.

3. She should be a girlie girl. Shy, cute, tender, babyish, the lightness of my soul, the brightness of my radiance, the sparkling radiance of my eyes……I’ll hold on to that tender smile of hers till eternity.

4. She should have long hair. I have, supposedly since birth - if you are to believe those folk tales back home, had the fascination for long hair. They add to the appeal that much more.

5. She should share my madness for basketball, swimming, and most importantly, skating. Absence of the last one is absolutely unforgivable. Then, she should also share passions for the language, reading, writing, and discussing….. How many hands did I see raised? Few I guess.

6. She’s got to love roses. And accept them every day. I keep giving them, she’s got to take them everyday, and with the same cute tender smile mentioned above. Everyday. Also, since MCPish that I am (laugh you scoundrels, laugh) I’d love it if she were to accept gifts from me all the time. Some of them do not like being showered with gifts, but please bear with me, and smile. Please.

7. She should be game for romantic holidays with beautiful vacations, with amorous songs in the background, and me pampering my Princess out front….
I wanna stand with you on a mountain,
I wanna bathe with you in the sea….
I wanna stand like this forever
Until the sky falls down over me.

8. Finally she should be a great Kisser. Tender in every moment that I spend with her, mesmerised I should be, and forever….
That honeyed seal of soft affections,
That tenderest pledge of future bliss,
That dearest tie of young connections,
Love’s first snowdrop, virgin kiss……
Don’t I love those flashing electric discharges.

Phew. One helluva job completed. Now, people, the lucky/unlucky ones are….Aakash, Juhi, Tapas, Prabhjot, Neel, Shipla, Subhroz, and of course, the inspirtion, Princess.