I'm a bloody florist. I'll decorate all the flowers; shining paper, laces and all the jazz - make them as beautiful as they can ever be. I'll be the florist you'd want to buy from - I'll have the most gorgeous shop at the best location, I'll talk to you nicely, I'll compliment you, I'll have the best prices. I'll even get people with the best flowers to send them to me at fairly cheap prices, I'll manage the transport, I'll be at the best terms with my suppliers, I'll give them gifts, I'll treat them often.

But I'll never ever ever ever ever be able to grow my own flowers... And I'm guessing that's where the satisfaction lies.